an excuse to hook up with random guys that can’t speak english very well.
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my father is very confused by the millionare...
I wanna take a big shit on the floor, wait for it to get stale, then use it as a...– formspring (someone elses, fortunately)
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save...– Lady GaGa (on safe sex) (via shesjustababy)
clarawr10 (10:51:14 PM): its only gross if you walk around covered in R Kelly’s piss
(604): Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at...
benjamin button's sister is a fashion blogger. →
amorfatiyousee: thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: The long-awaited full trailer for Pixar’s Toy Story 3 has finally dropped. Also, make sure to check out this teaser poster for Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear — the third new TS3 character unveiled thus far — courtesy of HeyUGuys. [myspace.] Earlier: The first two new toys. i’m actually going to pee myself.
youwereatruth: livingreflection: Reach by S...
i just lost a follower.
considering i had all of 17 followers, i figured out quite easily who it was and then went on to unfollow them. let this be a lesson to all of you. i take things personally.