- chelsea: Chewy, do you watch twilight?
- chweyy: No, i prefer dawn.
if i could go back in time i would brutally murder isaac newton i really hate that prick the only useful thing to come out of his shit is rollercoasters and we could have done that without his ass
just when i thought the song alejandro couldnt confuse me anymore gaga throws in nuns and and nazi-looking guys in fishnets.
HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON OHMYLORDIE