if i ever became a drug dealer i would definitely be one of the cool dealers that drive mini vans
July 2011
June 2011
“It’s amazing how entitled people think they are. People really think that they have shit coming to them you know? And people think nothing bad should ever happen to them, for some reason, you shouldn’t even have accidents happen to you. I was in a restaurant the other day a waiter spilled some stuff on a guy’s coat and he did that thing we all do now when we get stuff spilled on us, he was like “What is the meaning of this?!”, just so outraged, “Do you know who I am?!” Yeah, you’re the asshole who was sitting there when that happened, so what? Maybe you’ll get hit by a car someday, who gives a shit.”
—Louis C.K. (via marxisforbros)
SO SUCCESSFUL
saw the thermals + matt and kim (who both happened to be superamazo live to say the least) anddddddd hooked up with bearded dude again.
good shit.
carson kressley just said “shopping is my cardio”
omg gpoy
guyzzz remember tumblarity? no? just me?
IT DID ONCE EXIST.
guyzzzz remember tumblarity? anyone? no? just me?
IT EXISTED.
guyzzzz remember tumblarity? anyone? no? just me?
IT EXISTED.
