May 2012
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These...”
– Chuck Palahniuk Lullaby (via Paul)
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neyruto: reblog if you have ever killed anyone i am definitely not police 
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does anyone know how i could get in touch with blake anderson? i desperately want to meet/make sweet love to him  im considering de-privatizing my twitter for the purpose of just telling him i love him and we should make curly headed babies but is that too forward? anyone wanna search this tag that actually knows him wanna hook a sister up project: fuck blake anderson im completely serious...
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lotus-eyes: “Your ignorance is more scandalous than my promiscuity.” 
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