then we'll come down///and have a hangover

i ask my mom if my ex can come hang out over here instead of me going to his house because she wouldnt fucking stop complaining about how shes so busy with the puppy blah blah blah

and shes just like “yeah sure that would be great just no SEX.”

like

ok

why would you even say that

ugh

just

really

peetamellarcs:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh